The Love Crusade Rises Up Against Tyranny!

For as long as any of us can remember this world has been under the thumb of the vile, heartless dictator who calls himself Lord British.    Backed by cowardly running dogs and legions of halberd wielding storm troopers this brutal tyrant has achieved a stranglehold on virtually every aspect of life.  This man has not seen fit to make any sort of public appearance or statement in well over two years.  Instead, he spends his days wallowing in his luxurious castle watching with glee as the gold pieces his minions have stripped from poor, working class peasants flow into his already bulging coffers.  Although he has almost no idea what life outside of his palace walls is like, he sees fit to implement laws which affect the lives of everyone.

Tyrant British (above) often enjoys riding his bicycle through the wheat fields, pausing only for photo opportunities and to flog toiling peasants.

Recently, this oppressive regime has implemented a whirlwind of changes, unvoted upon and untalked about with the populace at large. Removal of pre-casting, removal of recall for aggressors, anti stat-loss pk code.  These rash and unwanted changes threaten to completely destroy lifestyles which have entertained and supported thousands since the beginning of time.

The populace cried out in anger and demanded an explanation but were met with only silence from their oppressors.   They distributed pamphlets, organized protests, labour strikes, sit-ins, sing-a-longs and many other non-violent methods of getting their point across but once again were ignored.

  In some cases the spineless supporters of Lord British went so far as to silence the voice of the people by abusing their powers.

The result of attempting to civilly discuss Development issues on the Development board.

The situation reached a boiling point on the evening of March the 18th when, during a peaceful demonstration, the imperialist lackeys Perkins and Lint arrived to quell an uprising in Lord Britishes throne room.

Lint and Perkons (above) showing off the staffs they would use to viciously club the peaceful demonstrators

The two facist cronies first attempted to pacify the crowd by pretending to listen and making vague statements about how we were in fact being listened to despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.  They then informed us that Lord British was at this very moment attempting to decide which frilled shirt to wear the next day and that all our noise was making this task quite impossible.  Upon discovering that the people were very unsympathetic to their masters fashion dilemmas they call upon the imperial guard to remove the demonstrators.

Lord Britishes Storm Troopers, under orders from Perkons,  begin brutalizing the crowd of peaceful demonstrators.

The guards carried out their orders with swift and brutal efficiency.  They surrounded the protestors, began brandishing their halberds in a threatening manner and started verbally assaulting the crowd by referring to them as farm animals.  A few poor souls on the edge of the demonstration were brutally murdered in a disgusting "show of force".  The mass of angry people became enraged and it seemed as though confrontation was imminent.  Perkons, concerned that a bloodbath might stain the priceless tiles and carpet in the luxurious throne room, attempted to pacify the crowd by telling them to do what had already been unsuccessfully attempted.

Seeing that the show of force served only to further agitate the people, Perkons attempts to difuse the situation

Finding no solace in the imperialist’s patronizing statements it became clear matters had to be taken into their own hands. With Lord British’s storm troopers all about making sure any form of legitimate attack was impossible the TLC freedom fighters did the only thing possible under the circumstances . . . they strapped 3 explosion potions to their chests and threw their bodies onto the chosen target, cashing in their lives for the greater cause.

Heroes of the Revolution making the ultimate sacrifice

La facista, as is their practice take the freedom fighters and squelch them. No spamming, no cursing, no violation of the terms of service the freedom fighters are taken hostage. Dragged up to the dank cells of Lord British’s castle they are systematically silenced and punished. As is the practice in all fascist states, the TLC freedom fighters are not given the opportunity to say one word in their defense.

TLC freedom fighters are mocked by Perkon at their show trial

Other TLC learn of this travesty of justice and demand the release of their imprisoned brothers.

They too are hauled off with charges of "un-Britannian activities" and "alarming his majesty".  Another show trial, another sentence handed down.

Bound and gagged, a TLC receives his punishment for demanding his comrades release

We urge all Britannians to rise up and overthrow the monsters who have enslaved our people and robbed us of our dignity.   We have attempted to express our concerns with words but thus far they have refused to listen, now is the time for action!  Viva la Revolution!