Now being bloodthirsty murders with little to no social conscience, we are often accused of many things. One thing we'll never be accused of however, is a lack of Christmas cheer. This last holiday we took time out of our hectic schedules to don our Santa and Elf costumes and spread a little gift of love to some lucky Napa citizens.

Following obediently, the elves follow their lord and master Santa Claus (played with his usual overtly homosexual flair by Cruzader). Beside making toys and doing housework at his North Pole estate, these elves are also willing to kill for their dark leige.

Finally coming across a some members on Santa's list, the swift justice of Christmas is delivered. Does this mean they've been naughty or nice? Regardless of the details, our ever exuberant Santa is always ready with his "gift" of love. Sex Machine wonders how many presents Santa can carry in his pants.

Now here's a case of a naughty man. For some reason a few of the people to receive Santa's gift decided instead to attack Santa Claus! Coal for you young man! That's no way to display your Christmas cheer.

All in all, a good time was had by everyone. Sex Machine and Cruzader are known from time to time to still dress up in their Santa and Elf costumes and relive the illustrated message of the day: you haven't made love until you've made love with an elf.