Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to terminate the pitiful existence of a man we only know as "Fenris".

Fenris, well documented fecalpheliac, pictured here adding "special sauce" to a bowl of caesar salad.

Operating out of the basement of his child pornography warehouse this man spends his leisure hours posting idiotic messages on the COB deb board and consistenly displaying his complete lack of common sense.  He adamantly defends stat loss in what we believe is a devious scheme to befriend the whining newbie population and then fondle their buttocks in the back seat of his Chevy Impala.   Attempting to reason with him has proven useless as he is totally incapable of making any post that could even remotely be described as logical or intelligent.   Unable to tolerate this abomination any longer, The TLC Cultural Hygiene Committee has declared his very existence to be a perversion of all that our brave Crusaders fight for and has ordered his immediate termination.

A word of caution, we believe Fenris to be some sort of supernatural being.  He has amazing flexibility and the ability to hold his breath for what seems like an eternity.  Fenris uses these awesome powers to shove his head up his own ass, both in search of tasty morsels and for the purposes of blocking out reality. 

TLC is currently offering a lifetime supply of hamsters and cardboard tubes to whoever can bring us the severed head of this beast.

This disk will self destruct in 60 seconds...